Come Fly With Me is the tenth episode of the fifth season of Wings, and the 82th episode overall in the series.
Synopsis[]
Joe, Brian, Helen, and Lowell all find themselves dateless on a Saturday night. Tired of being bored, they decide to fly to Boston and after failing to find a place to party, they end up at a party filled with call girls. Meanwhile, Roy, Fay, and Antonio pool their resources to try and win a radio call-in contest.
Credits[]
Main Cast[]
- Tim Daly as Joe Hackett
- Steven Weber as Brian Hackett
- Crystal Bernard as Helen Chapel
- Thomas Haden Church as Lowell Mather
- David Schramm as Roy Biggins
- Rebecca Schull as Fay Cochran
- Tony Shalhoub as Antonio Scarpacci
- Farrah Forke as Alex Lambert
Guest Cast[]
- The Real Don Steele as Radio Announcer
- Christopher Fuller as Ted
- Barbara Alyn Woods as Sheila
- Karen Moncrieff as Deidre
- Ana Gabriel as Barbara
- Sarah Krasner as Airport Passenger (uncredited)
Quotes[]
- Roy Biggins - "I can't believe this! What is a hot young stud like me doing wasting a Saturday night with you two, when I could be out with any number of beautiful women?"
Antonio Scarpacci "Let's just count how many things are wrong with that statement."
- Joe Hackett - "Hey, anyone interested in going down to the junior high and seeing this production of Jesus Christ Superstar?"
Fay Cochran - "Oh, they canceled it. Jesus couldn't make it. He got grounded."
- Lowell Mather - "Sorry, Joe. Tucker and I are going to go on a rat shoot tonight. I'd invite you along, but you know what they say about rat shoots: Two's company, three's cross fire."
- Alex Lambert - "What don't you understand? He's charming, romantic, funny, and incredibly successful. I used to go out with a guy just like him."
Joe Hackett - "Clearly, you've gotten over that."
- Joe Hackett - "C'mon! Let's get off this rock and go to Boston, a city where people do something! A city where people drink for social reasons."
- Antonio Scarpacci - "All right, don't worry. We'll get through. You know what they say: the 73rd time's is the charm."
- Roy Biggins - "Well, since you're free and all leathered up why don't you come over to my place and I'll fire up the ole hot tub."
Alex Lambert - "Sounds good. You bring the towels, I'll bring the electric toaster."
Roy Biggins - "I don't ask twice!"
- Joe Hackett - "Hi. You alone? It doesn't have to be that way you know. The person you're looking for may be standing right in front of you."
Ted - "Look, I should tell you that I'm not...gay."
Joe Hackett - "Oh, I'm not gay. I'm talking about her."
Helen Chapel - "I'm not gay."
Ted - "Well, as long as that's all settled..."
- Brian Hackett - "Well, we finally found out what you do well; pick up guys."
- Lowell Mather - "Brian, do you know what kind of party this is?"
Brian Hackett - "Yeah, I do. Let's go."
Lowell Mather - "And you know what all these girls are?"
Brian Hackett - "Yeah, I do. Let's go."
Lowell Mather - "I just have one question: How long has Helen been a hooker?"
Trivia[]
- While listening to a radio call-in in show, Antonio believes that the state bird of Oklahoma is the rose-breasted grosbeak, but Fay correctly identifies it as the scissor-tail flycatcher.
- Later while listening to a radio call-in in show, Roy guesses that the father of impressionism is Rich Little, but the correct answer was Claude Monet.
- Lowell reveals that he can play the theme to Entertainment Tonight on the piano, but that's all.
- Helen is offered $500 to dress up like Little Bo Peep and spank a man.